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Richard

Stoner deadbeat dad. Wears white wifebeaters, loose baggy jeans at least halfway down their ass, a cap with the visor facing any other direction than forwards, and sunglasses, exclusively and regardless of setting, including indoors.
Deeply homophobic, racist, and xenophobe. Hates everyone that is not him, basically. Potentially an anti-vaxxer. Will spew out unsolicited commentary about any and all minorities, how any sport other than baseball and football sucks, how immigrants are the bane of the world, how Millennials are self-centered twats that only think of themselves and want everything handed out to them (while being born at around 1990), at the drop of a hat and with no prompting.
When they're not modding their car, they'll be in the woods, gathered in packs, hunting. The amount of beer containers left behind trashing the place makes Chernobyl look like a minor incident.
Much as their female counterpart, as soon as things start going sideways, they'll start spewing out such amounts of profanity even Satan himself would blush and go "Geez, tone it down", while also threatening with bodily harm. Firearm-induced damage may or may not also be included in the threats, but more often than not it is.
"Oh no, it's Karen's husband, Richard."
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Douglas Richard Stickel

Tall, dark and handsome. Not only is he flawless but he is a musician as well. He writes his own songs, and they are just beautiful. His voice is even better.. When singing you just wanna cry, because it sounds like dew from a flower dropping onto the ground.
He's so well mannered, patient, and down-to-earth. Once you befriend him, he changes your life. He shows you a road in life you'll never want to leave. Talented, intelligent, popular, spunky, lovable and kind are only some things i could say about him. He's the type of guy that you trust completely and can tell anything to. He's a great friend. Everyone wants to be him and girls are all over him, but he doesn't see it. He is VERY experienced in the bedroom, and will satisfy every need you have. He has tried to love but couldn't until he met his new spouse : They will be together for a life time. <3
- Do you know anyone who is quite as amazing as Douglas Richard Stickel?
- No, I don't. He's the only guy i know that is THAT amazing.
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Richard

My nose sounds like a kazoo, this is Richard
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Richard

Richard has a big dick
by OH DICK October 14, 2019
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slinky richard

A fucking god the leader of the Riverside cult. Me trustyn fucking cloutier
When the cops ask for my name I tell em Slinky Richard
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Stevie Richards

A talented but severely underrated professional wrestler best known for his time in WWE and in ECW, where he was part of the famous New World Order parody, the Blue World Order. His wrestling skills are amazing, his promos are kinda "eh..." and his Dr. Stevie gimmick sucked the biggest hairiest balls known to mankind.
Joey Styles, ECW et. 1995: When we return, Stevie Richards goes one on one with Dungeon of Doom member Kamala.
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mark richards

A beautiful human, but a very pessimistic person who only dresses in black and loves billie eilish, can be a cunt but you can’t resist him
“I saw this mysterious man dressed in black listening to billie and now I’m in love!” Said girl 1 “oh that must be mark richards” said girl 2
by Jazlyn rammington March 2, 2023
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