Jake went to Panda Express for the first and last time. After he ate the food there he got pains in his stomach where it felt like somebody was stabbing him in the stomach with a knife and went to the bathroom and had explosive diarrhea. He then hung up a sign outside of Panda Express saying “Fuck Panda Express for their shitty ass food!”. Jake said he will never return to Panda Express.
by DunkinDonutsSavage7233 December 26, 2022
(adjective) often used to compliment quality of a piece of clothing; rare, godly; a synonym for "dope"
A: I heard someone spilled acid all over him. Is he alright?
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
B: His skin got burnt, but his coat is alright - totally panda skin.
by graascoat December 12, 2010
During a particularly intense fight, he unknowingly applied a panda grip on his controller, completely destroying it.
by Hernicus October 17, 2024
An idea for a story (usually a fanfic) that despite its appeal, refuses to be conceived of in a manner that allows it to be written.
I have a Plot Panda that I just can't write - it just lies there looking cute and refusing to breed!
by SaltyStoryteller November 01, 2021
"Should i make a chat and name it Vibing Panda And Fox?" Yelled my friend who loves pandas
"Ye Ye Sure" Says Meh who loves foxs
"Ye Ye Sure" Says Meh who loves foxs
by DaBabbyCherryFox May 18, 2021
by The real Alchemist December 24, 2021
A guy who is probably too close to his mic, he is extremely interesting but nobody cares because his mic is really loud sometimes, often accompanied by a snarf a Master Panda is very loyal to his except when he's hungry, also obsessed with all asian girls except the ones that arent baddies.
"Your gonna just leave me for food?, what a Master Panda"
"Yo could you lower your mic, your kinda like a Master Panda Right now."
"Yo could you lower your mic, your kinda like a Master Panda Right now."
by SpaghettiLover123 April 08, 2021