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German Teacup

A gamblers game for gearheads involving whiskey, milk, money, plastic bags and/or a wet/dry vac, and a willing/incapacitated owner of a 4 wheel drive, turbo, kroutburning automobile.

(yeah yeah, safe place etc etc etc, dont try this at home, yadda yadda)

Parking lot, frozen lake, some D-bag neighbors lawn, etc.

All 4 'contestants' toss $20-whatever $ ya got into the console. Winner takes all

Take shot of whiskey, then the shot of milk. Wait one min. Take second shot of whiskey, check seatbelts and ralph pouch, hang on.

Driver (Also contestant #1) turns and holds the wheel all the way left, trans in 2nd gear, hit the throttle and as it hits the rev limiter, side step the clutch and the game is afoot. Sit and spin on juice ensues.

Last to 'purge said shots' wins the cash. First to 'purge' cleans afore mentioned unknowing owners car, 'as best one sees fit'. . . or not, if was used as the game board, the driver more than likely doesnt know anyway.
See above, more info would ruin 'game modifications' which are much welcomed and appreciated. But it makes me put in German Teacup, so there it is.

Game by:
TheGinMill

Name and 'inspiration' by:
Slowrocco

Both of ?id=84 on the Vortex.
by TGM74 July 5, 2007
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french teacup

A tasty drink served at fine establishments everywhere.

To give a french teacup, one must eat an entire platter of cheese fries with chili on it. The ensuing butt-explosion is funnelled into a teacup; the more frothy the ass-squirts the higher the quality. This delicious drink is served with a side of crumpets.
Thomas: I will have a french teacup, kind sir.

Peter: Why of course, Mr. Thomas. I have a fine batch brewing right now!

Thomas: EXCELLENT!
by SteamyButtCheese August 20, 2009
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Spanish Teacher

Super ugly people who have gone crazy and resorted to their last hope to find a job and should all be fired because there isnt a good one out there. At all. Period. except for Mrs. My Husband Beats Me who we love very much.
"Ewww, Kathryn, I hate mrs. 'I need a makeover desperately'," exclaimed Mollie.

"Oh I totally know what you mean Mollie. Except, I'm quit fond of Mrs. My Husband Beats Me," replied Kathryn.

"But of course!" said Mollie.

"You mean, Por Supuesto!" replied Kathryn.
by Mollie and Kathryn May 27, 2004
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Teachers

An excellent British TV show, which began in 2001 and has gone from strength to strength. Sort of comedy, it's in a similar style to Peep Showand The Office.
Teachers is one of the best shows on Channel 4.
by Jon K July 24, 2004
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teachers

they have eyes in the bach of their heads so they can see everything you do and when they no somthing about you they dont leave it!!! (do u miss baker)

they cast spells on random kids so that they become boffs and get the mic taken.

they watch your everystep and give you freaky looks down their long pointy noses with there black square glasses (or gold round ones in the case of chicken woman who holds up her trousers with a tape measure!)
teacher: what is 394567 x 394567
kid: 155683117511
kid: how the fuck did i know that
teacher: i put a spell on you
kid: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
by mia xXx April 20, 2004
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teaching

A profession that highly skilled people find themselves in when they can't find a better job.

For all those people who say that teaching is great.....it is....just because all the kids are like Vikki Pollard
Shit I can't find a job that opays more than £10,000 a year....better go into teaching
by Heather Scott November 4, 2004
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Teacher's Wife

Someone who is very down to Earth and happy with their life. A teacher's wife does not care about money or objects, she just wants to be with her man, no matter what that means. She will stick by him in the good times and the bad.
She is so loving and down to earth, she must be a teacher's wife
by Dom'sgirl May 1, 2011
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