turtle riding 

When the male gets on all fours, and his female sticks a suction cup dildo on his back. Then she proceeds to turtle ride him until climax.

"I miss my ex-girlfriend. My new girlfriend isn't turtle riding me anymore."

turtle riding by Lol just me dude August 25, 2017

turtle up 

When a pregnant woman falls on her and can not get up.

Dude, did you see that pregnant lady fall? she went turtle up!!!

turtle up by bbyeater October 11, 2017

turtle pop 

When you do a girl and she poops a little

I made Samantha turtle pop last night it was awesome

turtle pop by Whiskeycowboy November 4, 2017

Turtle necking 

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

Turtle necking by Healefty November 26, 2017

turtle bobing 

poop back and forth through your butt

i'm turtle bobing because i need to go poop

turtle bobing by urmom12345678910 November 30, 2017

turtle smack 

To very slowly smack someone, but to step into it so quick at the end, they get their shit wrecked.

“Ill turtle smack the shit outta you nigga”

turtle smack by bigjawbreaker December 5, 2017

turtle hole 

its what weird middle schoolers look up

lets look up a turtle hole

turtle hole by nom-de-plume December 8, 2017