Suck And Buck

"Suck and buck" is the term used to describe anything that's complete shit (bad ISP for example), but charges you top dollar for the service.

Victim: Man, my Charter bundle costs over 200 dollars a month, but it keeps on having random net cut offs, shitty television service, and my email takes five years to load!

Victim's Friend: Suck and buck dude, suck and buck...

by Mast of the World September 14, 2010

Suck-monster

An awful creature, who ruins and sucks the fun out of every aspect of life, like a parasite. It is unable to live without clinging onto a person of it's choice, usually making that person's life a living hell.

Otherwise known as a "Simone".

Friend 1: Omg, the suck-monster won't leave me alone!!!

Friend 2: AHAHAHAHHAA! Suckah. It was me yesterday.

by Nutritionfacts July 27, 2009

suck hair

Such as saying to suck other thing this is VERY hurtful to say or even write . Sucking hair is a terrible act to perform when insulting boy or girl .

You can go suck hair jerk !

by Dat St.jude Gurl May 30, 2017

sucks for us

Denotes we will suffer for this, we are taking a loss, or we are at a disadvantage. Connotes someone else or others are benefiting from this, garnering a win, or obtaining an advantage.

Of course, that sucks for us. Our property taxes will increase, and we have to put up with new neighbors who make poor purchase decisions.

by Frank Zircona November 11, 2010

soft sucking

The act of sucking a chip until it's soft so no one knows you're the dick eating the chips.

Brad didn't want his friends to know he had Pringles so he was soft sucking in the back of the car

by Breadtime April 9, 2015

SUCK TIDDIE

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

PERSON 1: DO YOU SUCK TITTIES?
PERSON 2: I’M NOT SAYING NO.
PERSON 3: SO YOU SUCK TITTIES? LET’S MAKE THAT A THING.

LIKES ALL THINGS DARK. HE IS OUR LORD AND SAVIOR. HE GIVES YOU POWER WHEN YOU PRAY TO HIM. “OUR SUCK TIDDIE GOD.”

by CVHCGVBHXJSUHCGHJX October 7, 2019

sucking a tooth

Metaphor describing a phenomenon that is inherently painful or repulsive, but from which the spectator can't turn away -- it's as compelling as sucking a tooth socket that recently had a tooth in it.

"Worst. Play. Ever."

"Why did you stay?"

"It was a like sucking a tooth that had just been removed -- I knew it was awful and would stay awful, but I just couldn't stop watching."

by al-in-chgo July 7, 2014