Hi Dad

When you're broke, and need small talk to get financial assistance from your dad
Hi Dad
Kitne paise chahiye bete?
Meine Kab Manga?
#MonthKaAnth
₹1000 bhejdo
by angelzxorn June 13, 2019
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Lesley’s dad

Person 1: Have you seen Lesley’s dad
Person : no he is non-existent
by Somnyama August 17, 2022
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Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.
“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”
by lexisdoor November 30, 2022
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Dad Ham

When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.

Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.
Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.
by Reamzy May 11, 2022
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Tommy Dad

One who does not work; but instead spends hours on Facebook sharing everything, all the while collecting unemployment. Relies on others for vehicles , college tuition, power bills, food for his family, vet bills, Etc.

A tick, parasite or louse.
Don't be a Tommy Dad , get off you ass and go to work!
by c2l2 April 30, 2020
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erased dad

"He is an erased dad, his ex creates preposterous reasons for being angry with the erased dad."
by Iowawildlifeaction February 07, 2022
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Fury's Dad

A person who owns his son 40k of child support
by KKK member who shits on others October 12, 2017
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