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Milk Stand

When you and some friends cum in a girl, she does a handstand, you shake her up and then equip straws and drink the milkshake in her pussy.
Ben: Hey bro, me and my girlfriend are gonna make a milk stand later. wanna come?
Tom: hell yeah dude.
by Smokegrasseataass August 8, 2022
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stand off half

Rugby player who plays stand off half usually Can’t fill out his shirt and is the Only player who can kick for shit but is also a right knob head. They range from 170cm to 180cm.
Their a proper stand off half they are.
by Average brummie69 August 8, 2024
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Alaskan One Night Stand

To fuck a girl at a party and realize the next day he's a femboy.
Steve: "Damn I can't stop thinking of that girl from the other night"
Alex: "From your alaskan one night stand?"
Steve: "Huh?"
by joe....... May 18, 2025
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standing log

When you shit and the turd stands straight up and falls over, crushing your balls and anything else in their path
Friend A: "Sorry dude, I can't go to gym today, I got hit with a standing log"
Friend B: "damn bro"
by Creambythedozen October 27, 2022
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Taco Stand

A taco stand is any place females are known to congregate at or frequent so much that the female to male ratio becomes the opposite of a sausage party. Boutiques, hair salons, fabric stores, etc. are very apt examples of a taco stand.
My girl wanted me to go with her while she had her nails done but I always think she's trying to catch me looking at other women when she drags me along to a taco stand.
by Richard Cranium Sr. August 6, 2017
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Standing O

An orgasm you get while standing
She deserves a standing O for that back massage she gave me earlier.
by stealyourfacebook September 2, 2016
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'A Standing'

'A Standing' is a post millennium term created by young energetic internet wizards to describe old men that babble nonsense and long winded insults from keyboards onto social media websites such as Facebook and/or Twitter etc.

Typically 'A Standing' would have a profile picture of an old man with arms crossed defensively suggesting he is ready to take on anyone on the internet with his troll like grumbles.

Insults usually come in the form of mirror talk, as the old man catches a glimpse of himself here and there, words like pathetic and child travel from brain to keyboard and then on to the web.

'A Standing' usually believes laughing face emojis are a form of support on his posts & comments, however does not realise the laugh is on him
Oh dear, looks like we have 'A Standing'

Yup, hes defo 'A Standing'
by Rightmond November 29, 2022
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