Stalkerware

Online networking sites including myspace and facebook but pertaining more so to Twitter and Skype that are extremely private and can harbour major stranger danger

CJ on Twitter: just had an amazing night with Tony, we are going to bed now

Creeper also on Twitter:Ooo, what are you gonna do?

CJ's friend: ewww, who are you creeper? CJ, you should be careful about the things you say on stalkerware

by Johnny pro February 10, 2010

sonic stalker

Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.

Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."

Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."

by ~*_will_sims_~* October 15, 2006

booger stalker

someone who notices your boogers before u even feel them crusting up. they often feel it necessary to let you know about your self and the hefty booger that you have hanging out.

did you see the booger hanging out of that bitches nose. wow you think she could have felt that hefty fucker just dangling.

amber is such a booger stalker she told me about this booger she spotted in sheri's nose the other day

by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007

space stalker

Stalking someone throgh the internet using my space, facebook, e-mail, google, etc. . .

Hey, that Joe guy I added to my friends is creepy. He's a space stalker! He left me ten commets yesterday......

by Kellie Ouzts April 19, 2008

Louisana Stacker

A sexual position involving 3 or more men. In this position, the base of the stack lies prone, while the other stacks lie on top the man below them, inserting their erect penis into the lower man's anus. The stack continues until there are no more men, thus creating the look of a stack of pancakes. This position is very similar to the mantrain, but men are lying on their stomachs. Additionally, to keep with true Louisiana lifestyle, the men are usually related, most often cousins.

Person #1: "Man, did you see that gay porno?"
Person #2: "Yeah, it was really messed up. They even did the Louisana Stacker."

by $0.02timmy August 13, 2012

Rock Stacker

Hippie, wannabe hippies and losers new to the outdoors that stack rocks in unnatural piles. This is done for a few different reasons. One is simply to say, "I was here." Another reason is just to claim a prominent spot for their Rock stack before some other Rock stacker makes their own stack on that spot. The third and original purpose of the Rock stacks was to guide hikers and keep them on a trail, any unatraul sign would serve this purpose. Rock stacking amateur dorks do not know or care about the origins of Rock stacks, they just want to make one on every virgin spot they see so they can photograph them and post it on Facebook. Real hikers do not have the time or inclination to unnecessarily stack rocks, they are driven by he challenge of hiking and not making cute piles of rocks on every ledge they see.

"I wish these damn Rock stackers would stay home instead of fucking up the trails!"
"Damn Rock stackers shared all of our supplies but none of their own, typical!"

by Freightrain47 March 31, 2017

Fucknut's Stalker

A slithering, slimy, liberal piece of crap without a life who if he had the means to get a life or get get laid might mellow out. He jocks Fucknuts and sends him E mail asking him if he can perform oral sex on him. Everyone on the Asheville, NC wishes Fucknuts would just blow a load in his mouth so he would quit being so annoying but Fucknuts thinks more of his semen to just discard it on the tongue of such a loser.

Look there's fucknut's stalker making an ass of himself yet again.

President Obama just introduced legislation officially discarding The Constitution and instituting Soviet Communism. Fucknut's stalker is going door to door in support of it.

by Fucknuts Sr. January 1, 2011