The place you say dogs go when they are old or need to be put down instead of telling kids the truth.
Child:Mommy, what happened to spot?
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
Mum: He went to the squirrel farm.
Child:Why?
Mum: So he can chase squirrels. You know how he loves to do that!
Child: Are their really squirrel farms?
Mum: Yes, it's on the internet.
by Jaeto February 10, 2010
Get the The Squirrel Farm mug.A semi-beard or goatee - usually the result of a poor decision to display a lack of significent testosterone - compounded by insufficiant facial follicles. The resulting jeers have been the cause of much teenage angst and may have actually stirred the creation of the entire EMO generation. Also known as a face tail.
After an entire Summer without using a razor, Robbie shaved off his chin squirrel when Jessica and Ariel both said "OMG how cute is that? Did you grow it yourself?"
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Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
by Internet's_translator January 2, 2016
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Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 April 26, 2016
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They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.
They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
They cook meth, do meth, mud wrestle, enjoy lifted trucks and other white trash things.
They are the trailer park equivalent to a hoodrat
by frankiepolymath May 20, 2016
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by Lunar Darkness May 20, 2017
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by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017
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