splooge

The correct word that some people pronounce "spooge." They are wrong. The word has an "L" in it.

"I shot my spooge all over her face."

"You mean, 'splooge?' What? Can't you talk right?"

by GrammerNazi May 8, 2013

Splooge

When a woman makes bonless things hard then u splooge all over a cat

Splooge is also know to come out Your bungerhole or bunger if u have a problem splooging then u should tell ur doctor to jack it for u. Also bunger nom

I splooged when the woman told me to eat the cat shit.

by Vectrite December 3, 2014

Sponge Bob

A little square piece of shit that no one knows how he got here. A show everybody likes because it's inapropro.

Old Man: Sponge Bob is a tampon in a girls bikini bottom

by beardog124 April 27, 2016

Spongebob

a block of cheese with holes it's rumored he is gay with patrick star

spongebob lives in a fucking pineapple under the sea

by hawtie45672 May 29, 2018

Cunt Sponge

An insult.

Defined, it's a sponge used to soak up cunt juices - mainly the cunts own 'lubrication'.

Ergo, the person the insult is fired at is the sponge.

You fuking cunt sponge!

by Maryy December 27, 2007

Fun Sponge

Someone who won't do something because they are afraid of what others may think about them!

Fun Sponge = girl at party who will not ride mechanical bull cause she has a dress on...who is offered shorts and who conveniently forgets to tell you she has pants in the car...

by Fizzlefest host August 20, 2012

spank the sponge

Female masturbation, similar to spank the monkey, but with a ladies front bottom/twat.
the action of doing so is simply spanking the sponge.

Girl: stop teasing!
Boy: you want it baby?
Girl: oh yes, spank the sponge!

by benny the boy April 16, 2007