National Sneaky Link Day

this is a day you admire your favorite body/ sneaky link since ppl can’t keep commitment to each other smh

jenny: girl guess who i’m finna post for national sneaky link day
nadia: it better not be marcus

jenny: he my favorite sneaky link of course ima post him

by luvrgrl69 October 3, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you’re at bible camp and finally build up the courage to touch a girls leg.

Alyssa Bestie: omg I went over to jimmys room last night and he Sneaky Mac’d me!
Ben Carrot: Ew what a creep!

by Whoneedsajobba5 October 12, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you sneakily touch a person on the inner thigh and then smell your own hand.

Alyssa Magdalene: I went over to Jimmy’s cabin last night and he tried to Sneaky Mac me.
Ben Carrot: Ew he is such a creep.

by Connormacdaddy October 14, 2022

Sneaky Mac

When you rub your leg against a girl leg in the hope of getting a blow job.

Nikita Micro: How did you go last night at bible campy with Alyssa?

Connor Jimmy: Not good, I tried a Sneaky Mac but didn’t get the happy ending.

by Connormacdaddy October 17, 2022

sneaky poop

when you accidentally poop yourself without realising.

person 1: what is that smell?
person 2: oh shoot I think I sneaky pooped

by pooplord3007 May 5, 2022

Sneaky Switch

The act of switching the pleasuring orafice from the mouth to the anus at a glory hole. Requires a great deal of flexibility and speed to execute correctly and undetected.

I went down to the Lowe's glory hole for a blue job and the guy sneaky switched me. I had to wash off in the sink.

by SlyHoler December 30, 2021

Sneaky beer

When you hide a beer somewhere so when the party runs out of alcohol, You have your secret stash of beers. You can go retrieve thy sneaky beer while others suffer.

Omg I was we had more beer I’m so thirsty. Max do you have any?

Max: HEHE I HAVE THY SNEAKY BEER

*pulls beer out of sneaky beer pocket*

OMG MAX YOUR SO COOL!

by Mullinator11 January 5, 2022