by Ace the simp February 04, 2023
Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
by DoctorCringe May 11, 2020
The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN
by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020
A simp is someone who is submissive to their gf/crush. They do unnecessary tasks for women and waste money on girls for nothing in return. Simp Nation is the collective of all simps. Do not become a part of Simp Nation and helps bro's who might be succumbing to Simp Nation!
Joey: I started doing my crushes homework for her. When do you think she will ask me out?!
Ethan: Welcome to Simp Nation!
Ethan: Welcome to Simp Nation!
by BruhMoment1738 December 21, 2019
Unlike the corporate whore, the corporate simp is a person that works their hardest not for monetary gain but for the sole purpose of making (upper) management happy, with complete disregard for their colleagues. The modern way of expressing that someone is a brownnose, suck up, and kiss ass.
Person 1: Management increased our new quota just because (Name) keeps staying late and taking on extra tasks!
Person 2: Yeah, he's become such a corporate simp!
Person 2: Yeah, he's become such a corporate simp!
by Niki N July 09, 2020
"Simp Season", from November to February when Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's and Valentine's Day all go back to back with eachother.
Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.
During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.
Contrary to Spring/Summer when people want to go to parties and hoe out, Simp Season amplifies the loneliness you feel and subconsciously family, friends and relationships take priority over alcohol and partying.
During Simp Season people often attempt to get cuffed as quick and easy as possible - this can lead to many mistakes and stupid decisions.
"It's Simp Season bruh don't go doing anything stupid like getting back with your ex, just chill these couple months you don't need to be in a relationship"
by 0001GTBSBE November 10, 2019