simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole

Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano

by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017

Simmer down Sampson

Just a saying of no origin known

When someone is freaking out you say to them, "Simmer down Sampson"

by mzzzpolarbear March 7, 2017

simmi

a girl who is honest, beautiful, and an amazing friend. She will always be there for you, she´s gorgeous and she might think she´s not pretty but she is. simmi lovely person, you are lucky to have her

that girl, simmi, it´s beautiful

by mars0 March 26, 2017

Simmy

To stab someone around the stomach area with a pencil.

*Random kid being annoying*
Friend: You better knock it off before I simmy you.

by TheRandomSkittle April 1, 2017

Simmered

Had to much liquid, need to rest and simmer.

Oh mate, no beer for me, I'm simmered.

by Stangaland June 24, 2017

simmin

at first shes shy but once u know her shes gets crazy shes really caring and tries to never say no but once u get on her nerves NUH UHH honeyyy she can make u ko but chooses to give u more chances cuz she nice but if u really take it for advantage KOOO! her friends are everything and will always have their backs shes not pretty at all and she short

My short caring friend stood up for me when someone pushed her, shes a simmin.

by hxnxy May 3, 2018

Simmimine

Someone who`s always salty

Dude, Jared is being a big simmimine rn... smh

by Hotally February 17, 2018