An epic game of ring-around-the-holesy.
When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
When in missionary or doggy position, going back and forth between a hole every pump. Named after how Colombian gangsters shuffle- one batch of cards in the front, then some in the back, then in the front, then in the back.
by Escort Services Rock June 6, 2024
Get the Colombian shufflemug. When you cannot retain your bowels due to perforation by a large article, thus leading to a shuffling like motion reminiscent of eponymous dance, but in reverse
"Is he okay?" "Nah, man. Look - he's doing the Reverse Cupid Shuffle." "God bless whoever does his colonoscopies."
by Teufort2 April 2, 2022
Get the Reverse Cupid Shufflemug. The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.
Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.
by goldengrey1776 March 9, 2023
Get the Gringo Shufflemug. The constant switching of lanes by Florida drivers, typically performed without use of blinkers. This dance is typically seen on major highways such as I-95 and creates traffic
Angela: Are you almost here? We're going to be late.
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
Brad: Sorry, I got stuck in some traffic, everyone was doing the Florida Shuffle
by Jsjstraka September 24, 2020
Get the Florida Shufflemug. Changing holes back and forth between the pink and the stink- and repeating excessively without washing or breaks in between the change up.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
Famously attributed as the minimum standard wildness that a Colombian workin' girl can provide.
by Escort Services Rock May 28, 2024
Get the The Colombian Shufflemug. When casinos use electroencephalographs and trans cranial magnetic stimulation to influence card games or when someone defines a word and ruins poker for everyone.
Man: “ Damn, did he just pull a San Francisco sidestep and bankrupt a bunch of casinos?”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
Other Man: “ Nah, That was a straight up Kansas City Shuffle.”
by Crucially Dreaming April 16, 2023
Get the Kansas City Shufflemug. by liquid death May 7, 2021
Get the shuffle offmug.