Secret Hatfield

a secret hatfield is a person who cheats on their partner of 4 years for someone they met once on some weekend in july right before they were going to move in together.

“wow. she’s such a secret hatfield”
“i know right? such a whore!

by the loss of your life August 13, 2025

Secret

You want to know MY secret?

Hym "MY secret is that any and all 'incitement' would have been rejected immediately before it hit the vote section so if you did the weaponized schizophrenia and your kids were murdered over it's one of the natural outcomes of what you're doing to me and has nothing to do with me threatening your kids. And neither does what's happening now. At the end of the day, you just aren't 'good people.' It isn't a thing of which you are capable. Your values, your religion. You just can bring yourself to do it if it means someone who isn't gains."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

secret evil

a person who is having an affair with another person who is already married

when thomas's wife was away for business, he frequently visited his secret evil and slept with her.

by greatcheese August 30, 2017

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Silent Secret

When one ejaculates into another persons ear causing a silent scenario much like an ear plug. it is a secret because it is delivered directly into the ear.

When i pulled out i grabbed her hair and gave her a silent secret. She didn't even hear it cumming!

by ninjawise December 13, 2019

secret smart

What teachers tell students with adhd and other learning disabilities to make them feel better

“We don’t think your trying your best we know your secret smart”

by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021