Seasoned

A way of saying “you have a lot of life experience” or to talk about the fact that you’re older without saying you’re old.

Growing older, but keeping your youthfulness/“flavor” to you.

The perfect phrase for people in their late 20’s to use; not kids anymore, not yet 30.

“Seasoned“ OR “Seasoning”

“I’m not old, I’m just seasoned.”

“I may be 27, but I’m not getting older, I’m just better seasoned.”

“I’ve got more seasoning on me - it means I don’t get old, I just get more flavorful.”

by 3rdxthe_charm October 29, 2020

Seasonal Midterm Disorder

Similar to Seasonal Affective Disorder, SMD occurs at the same time every year, typically the late September to Early October (unless you are on the quarter system in which case F*** you). Symptoms include long hours in the library, lack of hygiene and exercise, and even in rare cases transport to an alternate dimension where everyone is sleep deprived and has a constant headache. Typically only last 1-2 weeks, but if your professor is one of these guys: "I'm going to have my midterm on the off weeks so that you guys aren't overwhelmed", it can last the entire semester.

"You look sad, is something wrong?"

"Nothing in particular, its just that Seasonal Midterm Disorder's got me down,"
"Oh know, will it end soon?"
"Nope, my professor decided to have 'small' tests every two weeks instead of midterms"
"Well, you're fucked"

by Jim? James? Jimothy? October 3, 2017

Seasoned Toilet Paper

Toilet paper which is used.

Hey Fido! Get away from that trash can! NO! Bad dog! Don’t eat the Seasoned Toilet Paper!

by o0ill0o October 20, 2023

hot season

when a human/animal goes thru a period of time where they are extremely horny/sexually aroused and need a lot of sex.

‘damn man, that roisin girl must be going through a hot season. she was all up on me last night.’

by herwh0re April 3, 2022

in season

at the right or proper time.

"they arrive in season for the meeting"

by Arminkshipper August 3, 2024

Season 2

When one forget every one they know and they try to talk them and you say "I DONT KNOW YOUUUU"

IDK you this is season 2

by Billy Joe Thompson November 6, 2019

townie season

That special time of year when college kids, crackheads, and high school dropouts alike ban together to celebrate their degeneracy. Includes all loose behavior, such as throwing up in the bar, peeing in the middle of the street, stealing traffic cones, and any other loose behavior.

Friend one; "Jim is really taking part in townie season this year"

Friend two; "Last night he blacked out and punched a hole in the wall before falling asleep face down on the couch, kids loose."

by sg1234 October 15, 2018