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Sausage Fest

When a large group, typically of men, gather and eat a lot of sausages (usually German, both the men and the sausages).
"Oktoberfest is the best Sausage Fest in the world"
by Duppy Conqueror February 17, 2020
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Sausage-Ste

It is commonly known and perfectly acceptable to place the nickname Sausage in front of anybody called Ste, Stephen or Steve.
saw-sij or, esp. British, sos-ij
Hey Sausage-Ste make me a brew, good man.
Sausage perfectly good nickname for anybody with the name Steve.
by kevkevk1 February 21, 2020
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Sausage bastard

A sex pest who rubs up a little too closely for his own sexual gratification, often when hugging female friends.

Often, sausage bastards find themselves quite lonely because of their tendencies.
Nigel hasn't got many close friends. He's made a name for himself with his sausage bastardry.
by Kbobs July 17, 2020
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Fart Sausage

A shit or turd, particularly as a result of having passed wind.
I think Brian has done a fart sausage after following through
Who has left this fart sausage floating in the bowl without even bothering to flush??!
by Benncm May 7, 2017
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sausage salute

The act of shaking your dick side to side, typically used to greet others or as a signal to your mate that it is sexy time.
Ex. Jackson runs into the room shaking his dick side to side.

Heather looks at dangling dick in horror and runs away screaming "Oh no.... not the sausage salute"
by Hamasaurus May 10, 2017
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small sausage

A 'small sausage' is used to indirectly talk about someones dick size
You have a small sausage on your plate
by eurvbisvpbskviubve September 17, 2017
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bluh sausage

When you are having sex with a girl on her period and your penis has a lot of blood on it, resembling a blood sausage.
Boy- "Babe, I want to have sex tonight".
Girl- "But babe I'm on my period!"
Boy- "Bluh sausage!"
by Ham and Chick October 19, 2017
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