No Shave November

no-shave November is a way of raising awareness for testicular and prostate cancer. They do this by simply not shaving, it would make more sense the other way around and shave it off, since that's what people with cancer have to deal with. Also, this is the laziest way to fund a charity, typical men. But, all jokes aside cancer is a serious thing. So, you would think men would run marathons and sell blue colored products that a percentage of the sales are donated to the cause. But instead people actually pay to help support a guys effort in growing hair!Personally I think this is bullshit! There is a tragedy many female Americans have to go through, one like myself.In the U.S their is a holiday called Thanksgiving usually towards the end of November. By celebrating Americans traditionally have a huge feast with family members and loved ones. You can see how this can be quite gruesome if you have a family member or loved one sitting across the table with a nasty ass beard with drips of gravy, turkey, mashed potatoes, milk from the morning and you completely lose your appetite. Or another family member sitting next to you passing you the dish of your mothers delicious stuffing you have been craving all day and then his beard brushes the top of the breaded spices of yumminess. And all of sudden your holiday is ruined yet again and everything you are thankful for is taken from you by no shave November.

My brother ruined thanksgiving for me by participating in no shave November.

by PaulettaRoberta November 3, 2013

SaveDefBank

Eagle Scout Project:

Hooking up with the mother of all hideous females, one beyond the classification of "community service". To fuck this girl you must be as selfless as an Eagle Scout.
"That fat chick over there, man she is oooogly, thats a fuckin eagle scout project if i ever saw one."

A user said this is hateful: "on behalf of the Boy Scouts of America and those who hold the honor of being called an Eagle Scout.....this is a disgrace....if only America was coming back to the values scoutng never left..."

LOL, let's face it. This definition is to precious to lose. Everyone who wants to save a definition add it here!

by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day February 6, 2005

scavenger hump

Searching through one's black book, facebook contacts, caller ID logs, etc. for easy sex partners.

Last night I got so horny that I actually scavenger humped Jane. Oy! The shame!

by jfray2 June 25, 2010

scavengerous

The quality or attribute describing of one who searches for and collects discarded items.

The old wretch had scavengerous hands that brooded over the kitchen table snatching up all the cupcakes left over from Little Suzy's birthday party.

by Walter Rosenberg January 20, 2011

Save a lot

Worse version of Aldi for cheapskates

Person 1: Hey, let's go to Save a Lot
Person 2: No, wtf, Aldi is better you cheapskate

by TripleUltraStar June 13, 2021

saveah

Saveah is a name for only the finest, richest, baddest bitches, to have blessed this earth. They may not be rich in money, but rich in life. The name can represent a person who has strength to push through the hardest situations.

Saveah is f'ing ur mom right now.

by urbestienelly November 23, 2021

Save yourselves!!!

Jesus' exclamation to the mob of lepers swarming around him in the scene "Make us we'll" in the musical "Jesus Christ superstar". If you're going to watch it you have to watch the modernized "2000" version. Because the original "1973" version is objectively better but the "2000" version is an actual work of art.

Leper 1"See my eyes I can hardly see!"

Leper 2 "See me walk I can hardly stand!"

Leper 3 "I believe you can make me whole!"

Jesus "Save yourselves!!!"

Hym "Awh... This! The melancholy! The macabre! My heart!"

Iam "This.... This is unsettling..."

Serial killer guy from Red Dragon "DO YOU SEE!?"

Some guy "You bastard! Don't show me the things in front of me"

by Hym Iam April 6, 2022