by nbandyz March 27, 2022
Get the Chris Rockedmug. He almost put my eye out last night with his rock shot.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
His rock shot was all over my new Versace crest wool cardigan.
He blew his rock shot all over my breasts and we passed out. I woke up and tits looked like a family of snails had been crawling over me.
by Dick Onchin November 2, 2020
Get the Rock Shotmug. When your girl sucks and mouths up them ballz all nice and wet. Leaving them with a slobbery shine. A shorn scrotum is best.
Every time I shave my ball sack Eva leaves me with a rock slobber.
That suck Job was so good I had the rock slobber and her chin was dripping.
That suck Job was so good I had the rock slobber and her chin was dripping.
by Eaton Holgoode December 13, 2017
Get the Rock Slobbermug. A term coined in the late 1980's to refer to the (ahem) "sudden wave" of female folk musicians, including: Tracy Chapman, Michelle Shocked, Suzanne Vega, Toni Childs, Melissa Etheridge, The Indigo Girls, 10,000 Maniacs and others. Tampon Rock chicks were the spiritual mothers of both the Riot Grrrls and the Lilith Fair fems in the 1990s. Nowadays, the term has been re-"cycled" to refer to any folk-rock chicks who remind us of that original wave (mostly just Tegan & Sara).
by bingobastard June 9, 2018
Get the tampon rockmug. Before busting your load your girl scrapes her teeth on ya coin purse. Collecting a helping of dick cheese along the way.
by XGenewilderX October 22, 2018
Get the Raking the rocksmug. "ROCKING BILL" (Also see - "Rocking Billy Bob)
Refers to a person with limited intelligence who sits making repetitive, rocking movements for hours on end whilst both walking and sitting (possibly whilst sleeping), salivates excessively and is voluntarily incontinent of urine. May carry a large potato on his person.
General and widely acknowledged oddball.
"ROCKING BILLY BOB"
As with Rocking Bill, but clothed in a lumberjack shirt, dungaree's, a straw hat and long piece of hay / straw for chewing. Shotgun, rocking chair and yapping dog optional.
Levels of "Rocking Billy Bobness" vary, according to the number of missing or decayed teeth and the frequency and volume with which he speaks.
Refers to a person with limited intelligence who sits making repetitive, rocking movements for hours on end whilst both walking and sitting (possibly whilst sleeping), salivates excessively and is voluntarily incontinent of urine. May carry a large potato on his person.
General and widely acknowledged oddball.
"ROCKING BILLY BOB"
As with Rocking Bill, but clothed in a lumberjack shirt, dungaree's, a straw hat and long piece of hay / straw for chewing. Shotgun, rocking chair and yapping dog optional.
Levels of "Rocking Billy Bobness" vary, according to the number of missing or decayed teeth and the frequency and volume with which he speaks.
"Oh shit! Leg it - the local Rocking Bill is coming over"
"That fella there? He's a full on Rocking Bill"
A Rocking Billy Bob is likely to be heard yelling -
"Yeeehaaaahhh!! Ahm a gonna go find me some nigger to shoot"
"That fella there? He's a full on Rocking Bill"
A Rocking Billy Bob is likely to be heard yelling -
"Yeeehaaaahhh!! Ahm a gonna go find me some nigger to shoot"
by Parly July 8, 2009
Get the Rocking Billmug. to vocalize or sing in a corny, rhythmical manner, about the current task or objective one is performing. Kind of like how one would imagine a jock would sing.
For example, if you're cleaning you're bathroom, you'd sing something like, "Wiping down the siiiinnnnk!!! Scruuuubbiiiing the faaaauucet!!!!! Got to get it clean before my girrrlllrllllfriend gets hooooooome! Cuz i want to get laaaaaaid!!!!"
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
Example: He kept jock rocking while he was driving to the store. Talk about annoying, singing about every turn he took and every street, and even sang about the turn signal. i will not fuck him tonight because his incessant jock rocking.
by Kolar July 13, 2012
Get the jock rockingmug.