Retard 

Donald J Trump

"Did you hear how the Retard added the Muslim ban."

Retard by The E Man11231 April 9, 2017

Flame Retardant 

A person with "special needs" who is also gay.

Tard #1: "Did you hear about Chuck? He came out of the closet!"
Tard #2: (makes random noises) "...and I thought I was the only Flame Retardant!" (burps)

Flame Retardant by KC MasterBeast July 2, 2011

Slutty Retard 

A girl who is so slutty and gets banged so much that she is in turn retarded.

Dude shannon is so slutty and gets muffed so much shes a retard. What a slutty retard

Slutty Retard by jerkin my gerkin December 16, 2011

debit card retard 

This is a person who goes to the store and once they pay for their items, the cashier must always tell them to flip their debit card over as they ALWAYS have it facing the wrong way.

That guy ALWAYS has his debit card facing to the left. What a retard eh? I mean, he comes in twice a week and ALWAYS forgets. He must be a debit card retard.

debit card retard by NakedDebit August 17, 2010

brain dead retard 

They are usually a teenager named tai with gross bleached hair and do MMA. Often can be seen online upside down trying to get more blood to his brain. Occasionally they will drop a shitty “sad emo” song on their SoundCloud

“Did you hear what that brain dead retard dropped on SoundCloud last night?”

brain dead retard by Smo kweed420 August 9, 2019

Retard 

Someone with a mental disability.

Someone that has no common sense and/or does not think of of the consequences of their actions.

1. Guy 1: Dude, how cool would it be if someone jumped from the top of your roof into your pool?
Guy 2: OMG, im gunna do that.
Guy 1: no way, thats like a 30 foot gap!
Guy 2: I dont care, im gunna do it!
*jumps from roof, hits legs on edge of pool and breaks legs*
Guy 1: What a retard
2. YOU.

Retard by MoeBitches December 20, 2007

social retard 

a loser, geek, nerd, or a dork that was mistakenly invited to an "all cool people party"...

"why did you invite her? she's a social retard!!!"

social retard by szcarlette August 27, 2006