Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.

Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao

by Robindaasian October 2, 2018

Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.

Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!

by Zachaotic June 13, 2011

owl punch

When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.

I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.

by MayFirst83 December 7, 2016

diamond punch

Worlds hardest punch

I'm going to diamond punch you

by sirdigbyvelvet February 5, 2012

Peach Punch

A punch from the peach, or also referred to as a vagina punch, peach punch.

I just peach punched your face.

by elinie June 29, 2011

punching the cloud

to masturbate visciously lying on your back facing the sky

i went to my room th start punching the cloud

by neil donaghy November 15, 2003

Stupid Punch

When you/your friend does something so stupid, it deserves a punch on the arm.

Abbas: I Lost my phone...

Louie: Wtf? now that deserves a stupid punch.

by Morsli June 5, 2009