ocean policy

Ocean policy is a governmental regualtion on the ocean in efforts to preserve marine natural resources

Banning the transportation of nuclear weopons via the sea

by Master debater June 6, 2004

library police

librarian and/or library aid(s) that follow you to your classes when you owe a 5 cent late fee

Dan: Hey, do you have 5 cents? i need to get the library police off my butt

by ♫sar-bear♫ December 9, 2008

Taco Police

The new name of all the police in the state of Arizona.

Just because I have a tan, the taco police pulled me over today to make sure I was legal.

by The Amazing Blue September 15, 2010

Church Police

People you know from church, but are not really friends with outside of church. They notice you at Wal-Mart on Sunday afternoon after you skipped church that day and approach you to announce that they missed you in church, expecting either a doctor's note or an explanation as to where you were.

Wife: "Shoot! I ran into the Church Police while I was at Wal-Mart."
Husband: "Who was it?"
Wife: "Betty and George."
Husband: "Did they say anything?"
Wife: "Yeah. 'We missed you today at church.'"
Husband: "What'd you say?"
Wife: "One of the kids was sick."

by Turkey Trot March 14, 2011

9mm Insurance Policy

Referring to a bullet as an insurance policy; Implying that you'll kill someone as a means of guaranteeing the end result.

The use of a gun, or bullet to insure ones own interest by taking the life of the transgressor.

DAN: You're fired!
Mark: I've got a 9mm insurance policy.
DAN: I'm calling the police
Mark: *POP*, *POP*

e.g. Using a bullet to insure results.

by ruralchaingang September 22, 2021

Polyamorous

In a word, Highschool.
A polyamorous's lifestyle and a highschooler's lifestyle hold uncanny parallels. In both lifestyles individuals have multiple relationships going on at one time, both sexaul and romantic. And everyone involved is relatively ok with.

Billy- "Hey Johnny! Guess who I did last night?"
Johnny- "I don't know? Your girlfriend? Jane, right?"
Billy - "Nope."
Johnny- "Oh mannn, you're cheating on her?"
Billy- "No."
Johnny- "Then who?"
Billy- "My other girlfriend, Diane. And I think I'm gunna get some tonight from my other girlfriend Dorene!"
Johnny- "How do you have so many girlfriends??!?! Don't they care that you're cheating?"
Billy- "Haha, I'm not cheating! It's called polyamorous! They all have other boyfriends too."
Johnny- "Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a polyamorous"

by kittycattycat April 11, 2007

police man

1. A very popular Halloween costume option for gay men.

2. A member of The Village People.

I'm going to dress up like a police man for Halloween and give moustache rides to naughty motorists.

by Todd Blankenship, Jr. March 25, 2005