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Dick Pickles

Enlongated pickles that have the appearance of male genitalia, having two "Pickle Warts" near the bottom of the pickle, to have the appearance of the male penis or dick with 2 (usually) miniscule testicles.
Henry, look at these pickles, they look like penises!
Yes Tom, they do, i believe they are called Dick Pickles.
by Bay Area Chuck August 23, 2006
mugGet the Dick Picklesmug.

pickled possum

an early twenties brown man from multiple backgrounds, who would get so horrifically drunk on wednesday nights that he would take advantage of vulnerable and insecure girls. but is now a changed man and enjoys a quiet drink or two with the lads, and cops shit for it.
you see that man over there, he used to be somebody, son. now hes just a pathetic degenerate pickled possum.
by dafilterfish October 11, 2011
mugGet the pickled possummug.

pickle sandwich

when a dirty man puts his penis in a womans vagina.
by Flector January 4, 2013
mugGet the pickle sandwichmug.

pickle in the ear

A phrase referring to a nonsensical fictitious event. Frequently a tall tale told by someone else. Sometimes just used as a silly non sequitur.
John told his co-workers another ludicrous tale of bravado. Little does he know they all laugh behind his back at his pickle in the ear stories.
by Angatkuq October 26, 2010
mugGet the pickle in the earmug.

pickle chugger

A derogatory name for someone who enjoys sucking multiple dicks at the same time frequently. Often used to describe someone in association with Andy Dick.
The pickle chugger went into the brothel and came out a very happy man.
by drdra14 April 13, 2009
mugGet the pickle chuggermug.

Pickled Cunt

A vagina who has had so many penises inserted it starts to smell as if it has been pickled in vinegar.
Brad:" Joe did you hook up with Sarah?"
Joe:" No dude, took her panties off and she has a pickled cunt dude."
by crazymofo#1 September 16, 2015
mugGet the Pickled Cuntmug.

death pickle

a restaurant game we used to play with slices of pickles, object was to stack a slice of pickle with ingredients in attempt to design the grossest pickle.

the rules were:
- items had to be edible
- healthcode safe
- no toilet humor, like you couldn't wipe pickles on your body
- items had to stay on the slice without falling off

after designing pickles we'd taste test each creation and rank the winner of grossest pickle
Hey guys, ready to play some death pickle today?
by psykoz June 12, 2018
mugGet the death picklemug.

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