I gave her a pearl and dean necklace right across the chest - pa-pa, pa-pa papa papa papa-pa, papa papa pa pa pa-paaaa pah!
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by yurka slurka June 25, 2019
Get the Pearl mug.Blue Pearl is a minor character in Steven Universe. She's a gem that serves Blue Diamond. She's a shy and quiet Gem, and she rarely talks. She likes to draw too, as she said in "Together Alone".
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When a wrinkled gilf removes her dentures mid blowie, gums your shaft and lets out a celebratory queef so dusty it sets off the smoke alarm at the retirement home. Those pearls refer to the calcified secretions she ejects after climax. Thought to be remnants of post-menopausal mucus.
Harry said he was just giving her a foot rub, but ten minutes later he came out the nursing home covered in nanny pearls and smelling like regret.
by Nanny Pearls May 3, 2025
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(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
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"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
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"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
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