Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
"Sure Beast loveerboy"
(slurp)
"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
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