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Pearl Rigamortis

Pearl Rigamortis is when the pearls in your bubble tea stiffen out of their soft, tender pearly state into balls of tapioca carcass.

(This occurs when left out too long without consuming)
Hey lover do you want the rest of my bubble tea?

"Sure Beast loveerboy"

(slurp)

"ptooey, spit, spit ptooey!! It's pearl rigamortis." No Thank you!"
by Treebonics April 5, 2017
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Pearls

The dirty story Bob was telling was giving Joe pearls.
by Tanter December 10, 2019
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prison pearls

Permanently implanting marbles or like objects +not all are round) in a mans 'member' for his bf's pleasure during a stent in prison
Those are my prison pearls, I had them done for my 'wife' when I got out.
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pearls

your bestie's forever
you guys are my pearls !
by mariithekittii September 2, 2023
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pearl pocket

She bought undies so her pearl pocket wouldn't be exposed
by SookieSookieNow... August 22, 2017
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