someone who’s so fucking lonely, pathetic, stupid that they use peanut butter to jerk their micro penis.
by lil’ phaggot December 03, 2018
A derivation of the peanut butter pirate in which the first mate pillages the anus of the second mate for the booty bounty rather than his own. Requires extrordinarly skill as the element of surprise is lost (usually) and the potential 'pirate' is aware that something is amiss.
I tried to pull off the peanut butter pirate plunder last night with my girl, but she guessed what I was doing and covered both of her eyes... I had to settle for giving her a dirty sanches.
by David Sabo October 03, 2006
by eaknasty October 18, 2008
by Do Rick nasty September 27, 2014
When a man covers his penis in peanut butter and then fucks a girl in the ass. She then shits over his dick and eats the combination of shit and peanut butter
by Sayyes to satan February 14, 2011
by Big daddy d January 31, 2014
Sex between 2 Latinos. peanut butter referring to the color of his penis and jelly to how wet the Latina female gets. Obviosly the baseball bat is his penis.
by pb&j lover April 16, 2010