To intentionally dumb-down or simplify a sentence, experience or quote to a point where even a 5 year old sonic fan named Patrick could understand.
"I originally said "just have fun" in a battlefield discord server but since you dont play battlefield i replace "battlefield" with "apex legends" to make it relatable to you, in other words I Patrick-ified it"
by GodGaveYouHands September 5, 2021
Get the Patrick-ifiedmug. by you’re welcome, short king December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug. When you have an impromptu bate sesh and are forced to finish in your hand due to lack of proper planning i.e. Tissue etc.
I suddenly got horny and decided to beat off. I didn't have any tissue so I used old "Patrick Mcgoohand".
by Macsteed November 1, 2016
Get the Patrick McGoohandmug. by Andrew Thiele July 31, 2024
Get the Patrick Hugh Thielemug. Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus
When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.
by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018
Get the Patrick Swayze's Ghostmug. 
by Cody and Noel Suck Toes December 16, 2019
Get the Patrick Shwavymug.