text timing

the art of skilfully timing your texts when talking to someone you like to make them seem like you're not obsessed but you still like them

boy: hey
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?

girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.

by 19sixtyninee September 5, 2009

Pussy Time

When you are at a bar and your best friend wants to go home to his wife/girlfriend.

2 best friends sitting at a bar, enjoying beer, hot girls, and great food: 1st guy says "I'm tired, what time is it?" 2nd guy "Its Pussy Time!"

by Terry A. Crawford,Jr. June 15, 2004

adventure timing

Tripping on acid/shrooms, or any hallucinatory drug; so much so that you experience a cartoonish, alternate reality.

A reference to the Cartoon Network show "Adventure Time."

Person 1: "Hey man, I just bought some LSD."
Person 2: "Sick, wanna go adventure timing?"
Person 1: "Yeah, I'm ready to see Lady Rainicorn in person. What time is it?"
Persons 1 and 2: "Adventure time!"

by DJ GeoSpec March 5, 2011

1 time

A west coast slang used in place of police. Stands for police or 5-0

"Yo here comes 1-time!"
"Ain't afraid of 1 time."

by Big Tizzo April 8, 2005

Asian Time

The tendency to arrive to an event or occasion 30-60 minutes late.

Schedule Dragon Boat practice at 8:00 not 8:30 because most of the people in our team are running on Asian time.

by Stereotypical Asian LOL July 27, 2010

muffin time

A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)

Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.

by LIZ JOHNSON ORIGINATOR OF MUFFIN TIME! May 13, 2006

e-time

time spent on-line on the www, or on a computer game or computer activity; time experienced subjectively while on line that feels short, but has been much longer in real time

1. in e-time it seemed like I'd been online for 5 minutes, when in real time six hours had passed

2. I spent 2 hours e-time in this beautiful electraglade I stumbled upon.

by chris firth August 14, 2006