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Plate on the Floor

When you have to poop so bad, the poop is literally poking out that you'll have to put a plate on the floor to catch it
Big Bubba: Ya bum bitch. Where you at?
Big Homie Don: Yo, bro. I got a plate on the floor, be right back.
Big Bubba: Hecks naw.
by Habbibi's #1 fan March 29, 2021
mugGet the Plate on the Floormug.

"Dirt Floor" Court Room

Mainly Mexican Cartel's "American" term when being called out to give your side of what actually happened, face to face with, usually your live on the line. Other Organizations/Street Gangs etc. Anywhere that A'int calling the Police Use this term as well to handle inhouse issues.

Very Serious,rest assured there is nothing "legal" to be concerned with here. If you find yourself in the real "Dirt Floor" Court room the only policy is to be 100% truthful, and you still might not make it out. The hardest thing to do for some people is to own up to it. No matter what it is or how bad it is if you like/love anyone else or even if they like/love you, it can end up hurting them if your not 100% truthful.

Rule#0

Don't bring "Bull Shit" to the "NO BS" table, everyone knows that.
Anywhere, Anytime, where no attorney or judicial system can help you an impromptu area, Not in a court of law.

"I don't know why they're are all happy about "Statutes of limitation" getting them out of legal trouble, they still have the "Dirt Floor" Court Room to worry about"!!
mugGet the "Dirt Floor" Court Roommug.

Floor 7 Bait

The practice of recording a video and showcasing a very high figure of damage in the game Genshin Impact, but it's on Floor 7.
I was sent a video of someone doing 1 million damage but I got Floor 7 baited.
by LittleWhole February 7, 2021
mugGet the Floor 7 Baitmug.

Fucked up from the floor up

One way shape or form either alcohol or any sort of drug. Yeeeahhhhh!!!! Has you fucked up from floor up. I mean it’s awesome.
Did you just come from a party because YOU LOOKED FUCKED UP FROM THE FLOOR UP?? drank or smoked way to much.
Party on
by KelSuzyQ March 25, 2022
mugGet the Fucked up from the floor upmug.

Net Floor

Net Floor
A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
From: mr.blah
To: net floor

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed

mr.blah office 122, floor 12
by hacked1000 December 12, 2008
mugGet the Net Floormug.

Floor Creak

When you fart or burp, and ask anyone around you if they floor creaked to hide your mistake.
(Shits pants)
Whoo! Did the floor creak or something?
by Squadteamrep April 15, 2015
mugGet the Floor Creakmug.

Floor

The flat surface directly above the ceiling when you reverse gravity
I ate the entire second floor of my local ikea
by Awesomehotdogg July 24, 2023
mugGet the Floormug.

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