by Snones December 06, 2010
the art of skilfully timing your texts when talking to someone you like to make them seem like you're not obsessed but you still like them
boy: hey
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?
girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.
(15 minutes later)
girl: hey, what's up
(no pause)
boy: nothing much, you?
girl to friend: yo, just used awesome text timing on johnny and now we're text buddies.
by 19sixtyninee September 06, 2009
2 best friends sitting at a bar, enjoying beer, hot girls, and great food: 1st guy says "I'm tired, what time is it?" 2nd guy "Its Pussy Time!"
by Terry A. Crawford,Jr. June 15, 2004
by Big Tizzo April 09, 2005
Schedule Dragon Boat practice at 8:00 not 8:30 because most of the people in our team are running on Asian time.
by Stereotypical Asian LOL July 27, 2010
A period in time when one becomes hyper and easily-amused. Usually spurred by a period of not sleeping. Characterized by excessive laughter, shortness of breath, and spontaneous urges to act crazy. It is commonly induced by humorous and nonsensical words (i.e. tinfoil, bagpipes, wooden ladle, toenail, pudding, etc.)
Citizen #1: Hahaha, doorknob is such a funny word. I feel like pouring soy sauce on my head and dancing through the streets naked.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
Citizen #2: Yo, that nigga is in muffin time.
by LIZ JOHNSON ORIGINATOR OF MUFFIN TIME! May 03, 2006
time spent on-line on the www, or on a computer game or computer activity; time experienced subjectively while on line that feels short, but has been much longer in real time
1. in e-time it seemed like I'd been online for 5 minutes, when in real time six hours had passed
2. I spent 2 hours e-time in this beautiful electraglade I stumbled upon.
2. I spent 2 hours e-time in this beautiful electraglade I stumbled upon.
by chris firth August 14, 2006