Dart Goblin Special

One who’s throat game is immaculate. Based off the iconic sound from the “Clash Royale” card, the Dart Goblin.

That chick gave him the dart goblin special last night.

by krmpie March 3, 2022

chit goblin

A goblin of chits

“Dammit Kyle did you take my chits you damn chit goblin”

by Rockersock September 1, 2022

Cum goblin 1480

When you nut on a woman’s face so much you can’t recognise her

I gave Jenna the cum goblin 1480.

by Nut funny man January 26, 2023

Cheddar Goblin

someone who gobbles cheese

that Velvita was so good that it turned him into a Cheddar Goblin.

by tiffb0t December 28, 2020

rainbow goblin

Slang for hallucogens used in multiple Ethiopian satanist cults. Also used to ‘Connect’ with the gods

Woah man, did you try the rainbow goblin? I think I ascended and met outback lord Cthulu

by Wigglies June 16, 2018

Top Goblin

Someone who gives too agressive oral sex, including putting balls in their mouth. They will do anything to give head.

A went to take a shit and she swooped in. Becky is such a Top Goblin.

by KweefGurl April 15, 2022

Goblin-shoes

Instead of saying ‘god bless you’ when someone sneezes, say ‘goblin-shoes’. Goblins are just as fairy tale like and made up as god is, so have a little fun when someone sneezes.

Somebody: *SNEEZE*
You: Goblin-shoes! (Instead of bless you or god bless you)

by Oakleigh’s January 16, 2022