When after anal sex (with a man or a woman), a man goes to urinate and a little brown "stem" (resembling an Apple Stem) pops out of his penis.
So I fucked this bitch in her dirty asshole last night and when I was done corn holing the broad I went to take a piss and a Johnny Apple Stem popped out!
by Porno Donkey March 02, 2010
by GDKMan April 19, 2011
Something that is going around to give Johnny Depp the justice he deserves from being fired from Warner Bros and Disney. Dior is still on his side, though, so, yay. But not just from being fired, no. Mr. Depp also deserves justice from Amber Heard, aka, Amber Turd, sadly to say, his partner, who has abused him, but victimizes herself because she's an oozing worthless slug of shit because she actually had, in fact, took a shit in Johnny's bed. Not only that, but she also cut off one of his fingers, and Depp wrote in blood on the wall all the lies Amber Turd had said. She also put a lit cigarette on Depp's face. On one of the days in court when Johnny Depp himself testified, Amber Turd had confessed to abusing him. What's even more disgusting is that she was mirroring Johnny's outfit in court because she wanted to make it seem like he was going against himself, or because she flat out has now fashion taste. Fuck her being a model.
Save the one and ONLY Johnny Depp. Or the superior Captain Jack Sparrow.
Save the one and ONLY Johnny Depp. Or the superior Captain Jack Sparrow.
by Hi.i.exist. April 25, 2022
When your sitting to take a shit and accidentally squirt some pee between the toilet and the seat onto your leg.
by Rzoccola August 02, 2019
the residue left after smoking a bowl pack out of an apple pile its made up of half burnt green drenched in apple juice
by DeCoY189th November 11, 2010
Idiot ISIS terrorist who pissed off a Russian jet, Thought it was falling apart but was dropping bombs, and he ran away like a pussy. He drives a black Toyota pick-up truck with his grandpa's heirloom gun in the back. Currently M.I.A./ K.I.A.
by Awesomedrperky December 27, 2016
Johnny is one of a select group of people who think they contain a vast well of knowledge on all subjects. Like Cliff Clavin the character on the old TV show Cheers, he pretends to know intimate details about everything—from the best region for the manufacture of shoe polish to the calibration of gene splicing equipment. Johnny works as an hourly employee in a large corporation and has no specific higher education or degree.
Greg: "I have a stomach ache."
One up Johnny: "That pain in your abdomen could be from a variety of internal organs. These organs include the stomach, small intestine, colon, liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. It could be a serious condition. You should consider being evaluated by a physician"
Greg: "Yeah, or it could be from that donut I ate earlier."
Mike: "Have I ever told you I have a motorcycle?"
One up Johnny: "That pain in your abdomen could be from a variety of internal organs. These organs include the stomach, small intestine, colon, liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. It could be a serious condition. You should consider being evaluated by a physician"
Greg: "Yeah, or it could be from that donut I ate earlier."
Mike: "Have I ever told you I have a motorcycle?"
by Reverent JAB September 20, 2009