A tool (organic or inorganic) used to stimulate yonis. Can refer to a dildo, vibrator, cock, dong, etc., but especially used for a larger implement that will really take her for a ride!
Becky wasn't totally satisfied by her man so she stopped by Good Vibes to get herself a yoni pony.
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
Man I love to watch that girl and her yoni pony!
After she was through with my yoni pony, I immediately fell asleep.
I use my yoni pony to make that pussy pony!
by CB&PB March 8, 2016
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by YUNG STARZ May 21, 2018
Get the lil pony mug.Rhonda: That guy over there, standing in front of the burning man statue being grumpy is a total snarkle pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
Jess: No, dear, it's a performance arts piece. He's being a satire pony.
by Misandrist September 29, 2015
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Get the Cone Pony mug.To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.
JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.
by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023
Get the Ponied mug.A variant of the reverse cowgirl where the girl straddles the man facing away, sticks his dick in her ass and rides vigorously while looking back at her lover, moaning "I'm a pony! I'm a pony!" Ass-slapping is optional but recommended.
Hey Carlos, last night Brittainy did the turn-back pony and I'm still sore. I left hand sized bruises on her ass cheeks tho.
by unnecessary evil May 11, 2023
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As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
As an Action Someone who fantasizes about sexual relations between themselves and the characters of my little pony.
" Someone please get these damn Pony Porkers off DA"
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
" Ran into a herd of pony pokers at comic con, nearly shit my pants."
by Dr.X213 June 29, 2013
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