carpenters balls

a painful testicular condition caused by sitting on a hot tar roof all day. causes your balls to swell and ache to the extreme

carl got carpenters balls from working on his roof an could barely walk for a week

by jessica1# February 8, 2010

Sugar Balling

When you decorate your scrotum by coating it in Christmas candy sprinkles and then dip your sweet tasting mansack in and out of your girl’s mouth (performed tea bag style).

While Sasha was baking and decorating holiday cookies, I coated my ballsack with some Wilton holiday sprinkles and did a little sugar balling.

Rachel gained ten holiday pounds just from all the sugar balling this season.

by Eaton Holgoode November 30, 2017

Jingle Balls

Another version of Jingle Bells but for dirty minded people.

When a guys nuts are bouncy

Jingle balls, jingle balls Jingle all night long. Oh what fun it is to ride a 6 foot 9 inch dick Ay!

by okidokibabie December 15, 2017

Fuego Balls

When you have either spicy wing sauce or hot sauce on your hand and casually rub your balls, usually is extremely painful.

"Bro Ricky got a SICK case of Fuego Balls!"

by Nighthelm June 4, 2018

Gonzo Ball

Similar to Lakers point guard Lonzo Ball, however, you are so trashed and unbelievably intoxicated that you would make some of the dumbest decisions a human could make.

LB: Yo bro, are you Kirkin right now?
Ry: I am straight Gonzo Ball right now
LB: Oh no

by ChikenChoker4Lyfe May 8, 2019

muffin balls

Little bite-sized (1.5cm x 1.5cm) balls of muffin. It is pieces of just muffin top baked into small balls.

Yo did you try lang's muffin balls?

Yeah man they were delicious!

by speens November 7, 2010

Pussy Balls

Someone who is a bitch or someone who is very much disliked

oh that kid matt keefe is pussy balls

by bootystench February 7, 2022