boo ninja

A Boo Ninja is a man who consistently scores women which are obviously way out of his league. Most often the Boo Ninja is spotted in bars working his magic. In this setting the Boo Ninja will look much like a scout master holding court with his young charges gathered around a camp fire. But the Boo Ninja is no scout master and his charges are not suburbanites but rather really hot young women and with each word the Boo Ninja speaks his audience will either laugh or compliment him on his wisdom as each competes to be his paramour {fuck} for the evening.

"Look at that bald fat fucking old Boo Ninja... he is old enough to be their fucking grandfather, he had the damn valet park his Yugo and yet look at all of that fabulous {highly fuckable} , boo {pussy} hanging on his every word like he is some fucking mullah {Islamic preacher} issuing a fatwa {religious decree}.

by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter November 3, 2015

ninja handy

The act of receiving discreet pleasure in from a partners hand under a blanket, coat or table.

Dude, we were watching movies at Stacy’s place last night and she totally gave me a ninja handy with her sister in the room.

by Listerfiend May 18, 2018

Dirty Ninja

A sexual act performed by a man for his partner. The man will shit on the face of his partner then wipe it off of the eyes in a horizontal direction with his penis. The partner will be left with a shit-mask resembling that of a ninja. Then, the man will insert his shit-covered cock into his partner's mouth when they are least expecting it, thus leading the partner into a ninja-like attack stance by the sudden insertion.

Steve begged me for a Dirty Ninja last night but I decided to use a nicely aged Alaskan pipeline on him instead.

by DirtyNinja April 14, 2008

crispy ninja

To masterbate into your hand and ejaculate, then wipe in your someones hair while they sleep.

Person 1: "You better not fall asleep tonight or you`re gonna wake up with with crispy hair."
Person 2: "Why`s that?"
Person 1: Because I'm gonna crispy ninja you."

by leeroy1398 August 26, 2013

Pablo the Ninja

Pablo the ninja is Mexican, has never been seen or heard, Chuck Norris has been known to attempt to run away from Pablo. Pablo is the original ninja, Pablo cannot be beaten. Pablo loves cookies. Pablo is loyal, honest, and always keep a promise. He doesn't hate anyone, and has honor, he doesn't kill unarmed opponents. Pablo is the ultimate ninja. Pablo is a member of the Undead Militia clan.

Examples for Pablo the Ninja
1.
Pablo: "oooh, sniper...."
Anyone who hears him: "OH S***!!!!! EVERYONE HI-..."
2.
Person1: "umm, where's Pablo?"
Person2: "we're all scre-..."
Person1: "where'd you go?"
person1: "hey, are yo-..."
3.
50 people are in a room, no one is seen entering or leaving, 5 seconds later, everyones' dead.

by Postwartest November 16, 2010

Ninja Nerd

A person who hides how much of a nerd he is by acting normal majority of the time. Only his closest friends know how much of a nerd he is while others are unaware.

Joel is such a ninja nerd, he acts normal but we know he's a huge geek deep down.

by poiboyJ August 18, 2008

Rape Ninja

The act of one stalking another and then randomly humping that person because you think it is funny and then suddenly running or sneaking off like an average pedobear .

Dude1 : did you see what Erick did yesterday !?

Dude2 : No , what'd he do ?

Dude1 : He like totally came up behind this chick and started dry humping her . We checked to see if the girl was okay and then I looked up and saw him dipset around the corner .

Dude2 : Hahaha , Eicks a Rape Ninja .

by midnightmyst April 12, 2011