Somebody who played in the elementary school band, where it was something everyone did, but was one of those kids who drop it after 1 or 2 years. However, they stay in band anyway because their crush is a band nerd.
Did you hear about Alli? She's only still playing the saxophone just because Aaron is! What a band nerd-faker!
by BananaMilkshake December 19, 2008
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20 years down the line, will it truly matter if you were "popular"?
Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.
Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.
Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line if you were studying computer science/physics/economics 4 hours a day? Yes.
Do you think it will matter 20 years down the line whether you were popular or not? No.
by Elitist October 15, 2006
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You fucking idiots! Nerds aren't the people you see on the honor roll lists every 9 weeks, and they aren't the people you see marching in the band either, they're the people you see fucking playing Pokemon cards at lunch while talking about low-key social topics like console wars, anime, and politics. Nerds are not fucking smart! When they are at home, they aren't studying at all! They're usually on their computers constantly downloading anime and/or jacking off to hentai pictures that I could probably draw. Some nerds watch so much anime that they wish they were japanese, that is called a wapanese. Nerds are also on message boards constantly bitching about the console wars. They are usually on shithole sites like GameFAQS and Gamespot using "pwned" instead of the real word "owned". They are usually extremely skinny or extremely fat but are defently ugly. These turds also never take showers, so they smell like shit. It is always said that nerds are the bosses of everyone later in life, thats bullshit. Nerds usually either live in their mom's basement for the rest of their lives, or they end up working at Wal Mart for the rest of their lives and spend their money on more anime DVDs and video games, and then go home and STILL bitch about console wars on their computers. At school, some people will feel bad for nerds, but they don't deserve pity, they choose to be this way. Nerds will also hate on rednecks calling them uneducated, but nerds are too stupid to realize that even the redneck kids get better grades than the nerds, and outside school rednecks are actually hard workers who raise animals, own huge fields of fruits and veggies, and fish, and hunt. Thats much better than what the loser nerds do at home. Geeks and dorks are no different from nerds, in fact, they are synonyms. I could go on all day but I'll stop here, and the only people that will vote this down are nerds themselves. Fuck nerds!
Person 1: George W Bush is a crappy president.
Person 2: At least he isn't a nerd or a wapanese!
Person 1: Thats true.
Person 2: At least he isn't a nerd or a wapanese!
Person 1: Thats true.
by Clinker February 23, 2008
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A Nerd Hatchlet is a first-tier nerd. He is a new Nerd, converted by the Order of Nerdness. Nerd Hatchlets are ordered to do the menial tasks of the Empire of Nerds. When promoted, they can branch out in different Nerd paths. Nerd Hatchlets are the lowest form of Nerdhood.
n.
A Nerd Hatchlet is a first-tier nerd. He is a new Nerd, converted by the Order of Nerdness. Nerd Hatchlets are ordered to do the menial tasks of the Empire of Nerds. When promoted, they can branch out in different Nerd paths. Nerd Hatchlets are the lowest form of Nerdhood.
by Ashur January 29, 2004
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Get the nerd slapper mug.any event/function/conference that attracts crowds of nerds or inspires lots of nerds to attend it's functions. things that appeal to nerds and causes them to gather in great numbers, such as: a sci-fi/fantasy movie premiere(e.g. "star wars", "transformers", "harry potter") or a conference based on popular nerd fare such as: "star trek" conference, or "comic-con", "macworld"(or any computer confab)"anime festival"(cosplay), etc. any event which causes large numbers of nerds to leave their parents' basements and their computers and go out in public in large numbers
person1: "man, i went to an early matinee of transformers, hoping to avoid the nerd fest, but no such luck."
prson2: "yeah, i went to the macworld conference last year; what a huge nerd fest!"
prson2: "yeah, i went to the macworld conference last year; what a huge nerd fest!"
by lober July 11, 2009
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