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National emergency

Something that is called for when a man-child doesn't get enough blocks for his wall-building play.
The congress refused to give money for building the wall so President Trump declared a national emergency so he can route military funding to the wall building.
by Fantasos February 16, 2019
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National 77 Day

The day on which the great “that Niggah” (leader of the council of 77) was born. Held on March 25th.
I can’t wait for National 77 Day!
by IcySavageFrm443 March 3, 2019
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National Fluegge Day

The day FluTopians are celebrated. The famous coon, Matthew Fluegge, is also honored during this day.
Wow, Marcos It's National Fluegge Day!! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by COLONYMIDDLESCHOOL March 14, 2019
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National Cousin Appreciation Day❤

💙On May 11.A day to show love to those annoying people that will always be there for you.💙
Sorry not sorry for the spam it " National cousin Appreciation Day❤"
by ..._its.meee_ May 11, 2019
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national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*
by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019
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National Titty Suck Month

July is national Titty Suck Month, a time where it is encouraged to let your friends suck on a succulent female breast
Hey guys, it's National Titty Suck Month, when are y'all gonna let me suck on a nip?
by LGZep July 15, 2019
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National dick grab day

National dick grab day April 12th just grab anyone’s dick and get away with it
“It’s national dick grab day, just walk past and grab his dick
by JeFfReY1904 April 11, 2019
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