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Nakeds

Usually refers to a new/nooby in survival games, these players usually have little to no loot to their name and spend their time either being nuances or absolute dunces.
"Yo there's some nakeds over there on the beach, let's go mess with them!" -Jared
by MrSquishy March 13, 2022
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Naked

you see boobs,pussy n ass or abs n ass n balls n peins
Mmm damm you look amaking naked
by Hunnyismadsexybaby July 3, 2022
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Naked lightning attack

To get naked at lightning speed without being asked, in order to escape from a sentimental situation with a date/partner and to encourage the date/partner to have sex instead.
Tommy performed a successful naked lightning attack on S. as she was crying.

Tommy scored with a NLA.
by S.13 July 22, 2022
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Starke Naked

To be spontaneously attracted to by a athourity figures, such as a gym teacher. The person usually having a voluptuouse chesnut flowing hair, that is uncontrollable to any walks of life.
While taking attendance the gym teacher will call out "Starke Naked" insisting to act like an ass. Instead of calling out the name Starke.
by Gym Class '09 July 29, 2009
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Naked Mole-Rat

Our true overlords may the naked mole-rat religion always be with you.
“And here we have the Naked Mole-Rat what a perfect specimen for a new overlord
by Mole Rat supreme December 7, 2021
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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The brain rot started by the mandem group chat to describe our emotions when someone says something really stupid.
Ben do you wear shoes in school?
Idk is that extra gay naked tickle butt sex for good boy ankle biting Bernstein?
by anonymous January 12, 2025
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