a low lifeform constantly grazing the counrtyside, mooching cigarettes, save bites, drinks, and hence anything you may have, Very awkward as a teens moochums tend to have gap teeth and mushroom cuts, as adults begin to develop a rather offensive odor comparable to that of urine, loners most of the time moochums are not even developed enough to reproduce and therefore die very lonely and unsatisfied, with reproductive organs 16 inches inside of them it is virtually impossibe for any sexual pleasure, as migrants in the winter moochums rely souly on the nutrients seeping from the foundation of their dung huts, and never show their face until the crack of the first blue moon of the year,
by malcolm williams March 17, 2008
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"there's no machines available because of these damn 2 monthers"
"fuck, I wanted to do some cardio today but can't"....'don't worry Bob, all of those assholes are just 2 monthers, they will be quitting in no time'
"fuck, I wanted to do some cardio today but can't"....'don't worry Bob, all of those assholes are just 2 monthers, they will be quitting in no time'
by bk808 January 10, 2011
Get the 2 monthers mug.Essentially the antithesis to Pride Month, and the embodiment of "If they can have it, why can't I!?" Straight Pride month is a month all about celebrating heterosexuality, and how BRAVE they are for being heterosexual in a world of LGBTQ+. Incidentally, it's also stupid bullshit and probably made by the same kind of people who consider "cracker" to be a slur on the same level as the N-word.
Its Straight Pride Month everyone!!
..Dude. Straight Pride Month is bullshit. Why do you need to celebrate being heterosexual if heterosexuality is the supposed norm?
SMH, stop being heterophobic.
..Dude. Straight Pride Month is bullshit. Why do you need to celebrate being heterosexual if heterosexuality is the supposed norm?
SMH, stop being heterophobic.
by Yarinoi^2 June 1, 2022
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by lozo October 24, 2003
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Girl: And?
Best Friend: It’s National Start Dating The Person Who Likes You Back Month!
Girl: What’s that mean?
Best Friend: That means that during the Whole Month of November, whoever likes you back, AKA your crush, is the person you should try to start dating!
Girl: Okay!
*walks up to crush*......
Girl: And?
Best Friend: It’s National Start Dating The Person Who Likes You Back Month!
Girl: What’s that mean?
Best Friend: That means that during the Whole Month of November, whoever likes you back, AKA your crush, is the person you should try to start dating!
Girl: Okay!
*walks up to crush*......
by I’m a fish in a bucket November 28, 2019
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Darryl: Maybe he would be more of a man if he just cleaned the sand out of his Moochi
Darryl: Maybe he would be more of a man if he just cleaned the sand out of his Moochi
by Idontusemyrealname August 18, 2009
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2. hey! come here and give me a moochie mooch
3. I'd really like to have some Moochie Mooch Time later.
2. hey! come here and give me a moochie mooch
3. I'd really like to have some Moochie Mooch Time later.
by Mattmann18 February 11, 2010
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