morning chorus

Term to describe the early morning bird songs.

The campers awoke by the birds' morning chorus.

by birdie birdwatcher March 28, 2010

Morning Munch

Breakfast.

Joe: it's 7am, i am starving!
Leigh: lets get some morning munch then.

by SKdA August 11, 2010

morning-beats

masturbating as soon as you wake up in the morning

Man, I need to lay off the morning-beats

by mgg528 July 7, 2011

Morning Five

1. Taking five minutes in the morning to take care of your Morning Wood.

2. The five fingers used to masturbate in the morning.

I started my day with my normal Morning Five.

I shake with my Morning Five hand and giggle to myself, and no one knows.

by MonolithicNerd April 17, 2012

Morning Bush

when you wake up in the morning and your pubes are knotted in a bunch.

John: Good Morning!

Harry: No not good morning bro, I woke up with a morning bush

John: oh that's nasty man.

by Rex6333 September 25, 2012

Morning Stanley

The rock-hard erection the often is present upon waking.

I woke up with such a Morning Stanley that my blanket look like a pup tent.

by whcgonzo November 6, 2012

Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

by comradez May 26, 2014