Moist

Someone who is a retarded wetter

Oh yeh you see that guy in the park he's moist.

by Jsjjsjd September 21, 2018

Moist

Slightly wet like ur mom

I want to moist up ur mom

by Harold Johnson September 28, 2018

Moist

Moist is a word usually discribing something damp, some people find the word annoying and some find it soothing but when someone loves saying moist they are just trying to annoy you because they probably know you don’t like
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Omg, my trampoline is moist mom! “Yes, its damp.

by Dnfnfkckdkdkdkdk October 5, 2018

Moist Jonathan

A particularly impressive albeit damp mustache. Films such as top gun showcase the beauty and majesty of the moist Jonathan.

Have you seen Alex? He's grown himself one hell of a moist Jonathan.

by Moist J October 6, 2018

Moist

Ben Thomson

AYYYYYY Ben thomsom is a moist yute

by Moist Thomson October 24, 2018

Moises

A man that is Transgender and likes to fuck cows with his monster 1inch cock.He Also loves gay music but cant stand when men jerk him off

Man:Hey dude dont jack me off im moises

Person 1:did you see that monster cock
Person 2:No
Person 1:Thats moises for you

by Huppyfucky November 6, 2018

Moist

Meaning someone is on the heavy side. They’re are not totally fat but slightly fat.

I finally saw my old elementary teacher, and she was a little moist. She wasn’t as slim as she was 9 years ago.

by TacoSanto December 9, 2018