Mike Dirnt

The bassist of Green Day. Possibly the best punk rock bassist to ever step foot on this retched land that we call Earth. He made his own special bass(its awesome) and he is nice and kinda funny but sometimes he laughs at his own jokes and its embarrasing,but HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM??? He is KICK ASS!!!! Oh yeah..he's kinda hot too.....

"Mike Dirnt kicks way more ass than you"

by Brandi The Great May 1, 2005

mike shinoda

Emcee and Rhythm Guitarist for rock band Linkin Park. He also has his own hip hop side project, Fort Minor

Mike Shinoda is a good rapper

by chuneif July 21, 2006

cold mike

when an individual defacates into a condom. Then the individual places the condom in the freezer. When the fecal matter inside the condom is frozen, the individual then uses the shit/condom combo as an anal dildo of sorts.

Troy sure enjoyed that cold mike he made today.

by I.P. Daily February 2, 2006

Mike Tyson

A girl that bites durring the act of a blow job.

I like that girl jane.

No dude stay away from her, she is a mike tyson!

by HNGSOLO July 31, 2009

Pulling a Mike

Verb: to pull a mike
Definition: To create an imaginary Girlfriend and try to convince all of your friends she is real for an extended amount of time, but will ultimately fail in keeping the truth hidden.

Justin has to be Pulling a Mike, There is no way he met some girl in North Dakota when he lives in Florida!

by GrudgeHumper January 10, 2009

Oscar Mike

A word used by badass people like Sgt. Foley (voice by the even more badass Keith frickin' David) that means "On the Move"

"Bravo Two here, we are Oscar Mike"

by Natetodamax March 7, 2010

Mike Smith

The fucking worst teacher in the entire fucking world. He is stupid heartless dumb ass.

Mike Smith is an asshole

by PaulBlartUpYours October 10, 2019