This is the school where kids vape, make tik toks,and hide their vape in the ceiling tiles in the bathroom. Our parents pay a ridiculous amount of money in taxes, yet we’re still stuck with these shitty teachers, and random ass TV’s in the hallways that don’t even have a clock on them, the one thing we actually need. All of the white kids here think that they’re so ghetto, and the sad part is they try and act like it. Most of these white kids are either rich, Russian, or both. Welcome to Holland Middle School.
Random Kid: Hey, did you just hear that white kid wearing Yeezys scream the n word??
Me: Yeah, he’s probably from Holland Middle School.
Me: Yeah, he’s probably from Holland Middle School.
by Bada-Bing-Bada-Boom May 9, 2019

the middle school toilets roam the bathrooms of public schools. it usually has mold and moss clogging it up, as well as poop on not only the inside of the toilet, but the outside as well. not to mention the pee covering the toilet and the sticky floor. the smell is something like barf, stinky socks, and a years worth of farts mixed together. when encountering one, run the other way as fast as you can.
by anonymous December 9, 2020

We are pretty important, but good thing we are just. Middle Class Kardashians, If we had yachts and boats and planes, one of us would be dead.
by LizzyGlo June 14, 2020

An okay school in BCPS that is filled with Baltimore County people that think they are from Baltimore City, white people trying to be black, rich kids, kids zoned for Owings Mills Middle, memes, and gray sweatpants. Whether you like it or not, Pikesville Middle is a way of life.
Person 1: Oh, you go to Pikesville Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: What's it like?
Person 2: Memes, gray sweatpants, and "thugs" that live in Baltimore County
by pmsisewwwww March 26, 2019

by A kid that is sad February 5, 2018

A place in which teachers don't do anything to prevent cheating on tests or bullying, yet when someone has their mask down 6ft away from someone they get SAP.
by Useful_potato January 1, 2021

Running between two sides of a situation--bad-mouthing the opposing side to gain their trusts--to see who comes out on top.
by David P. <myspace.com/xbuddhistxfistx> March 20, 2008
