That guy from a girl's past that she will always go back to no matter what. No matter how badly he treated her, how badly it finished or how nice a guy you are, chicks always always go back to Desert Man.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
Desert Man tends to appear in a bar when you're just about to score or in other inopportune situations like your wedding day.
Named after the Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon dude who steals the girls comb, rides off into the desert and then kidnaps and fucks her. Chicks dig that shit.
You - "So, hey we've been getting on really well and I thin we've got something real special going on..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
Her - "Yeah, me too, you're really great. I've never felt this way about anyone befo... Ohh, is that Desert man over there?"(swoon)
Desert Man - (kidney chops girl and throws her over his shoulder) "Back to the desert with us for some dirty desert-lovin' bitch."
You - "Fuck..."
by Budalicious May 26, 2005
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*John is waiting at the bus stop*
*John recognizes an old friend walking*
*John introduces himself*
....
"Ma Man!"
*John recognizes an old friend walking*
*John introduces himself*
....
"Ma Man!"
by MrTallyMon July 22, 2017
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A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.
A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.
Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”
Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.
Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
A man who works under or for a female dominated office; this man may have a normal position but is often requested to carry things or move boxes because he is a man. Often low men are persuaded to do work based on mass approval of the women of the office.
A low man is an interchangeable/non-descript man and often his boss will confuse his names with the names of other low men.
Lowman are typically ranked be seniority with the lowest man known as “Super Duper Low.”
Low men often get paid just enough so they don’t quit and are promised a hypothetical future of promotions that never come.
Low men often refer to each other in the friendly term “low man” or simply “low” as they have an unspoken code and are a part of the fraternal brotherhood.
Sir: “Where’s low man? Hey Lowman, where you been?
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
Lowman: Sorry sir, I was just changing the water at the water cooler.
What’s that? You need me to carry your brief case to your car?
No problem, can I……..
Sir: Hurry up; I need you to run an errand for me before you go home.
Senior Man (formerly a low man): Damn that low man is getting fucked.
by Motha Fuckin Low March 17, 2009
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Jen: did you see that guy winking at me, he said he'd make it "worth my while" if i went home with him!!
Britt: ugh, he's such a man tart!!!!
Britt: ugh, he's such a man tart!!!!
by inanaeroplane February 9, 2010
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"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
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