A separated piece of hair, sometimes greasy, that awkwardly sits on your forehead. In most cases, it is only a single maegen if your lucky. But they may also occur in several groups. Multiple maegans are the worst. They are most commonly found on people with sideswept bangs and people who have naturally greasy hair, but anyone can get a maegan at anytime.
When a maegan is present, people will find it hard to concentrate on you while you are speaking, instead focusing on your maegan. They can be very obvious or very subtle. You can prevent them from forming sometimes, but once you have one it's stuck with you for the rest of the day. Maegans are the most awkward thing that can happen to you.
When a maegan is present, people will find it hard to concentrate on you while you are speaking, instead focusing on your maegan. They can be very obvious or very subtle. You can prevent them from forming sometimes, but once you have one it's stuck with you for the rest of the day. Maegans are the most awkward thing that can happen to you.
Do I have any maegens?
No, your hair looks fine.
EEEW I haven't washed my hair in a week and I'm starting to get maegans!
No, your hair looks fine.
EEEW I haven't washed my hair in a week and I'm starting to get maegans!
by Mary Katherine November 19, 2007
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jeez she's such a maelyn, she can't even heat up a frozen pizza.. and don't even dare get in a car with her, she's a threat to everyone on the road.
by Jack McLacker March 7, 2011
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"Did you hear about Jimmy? His girlfriend told him she might be pregnant, so he went home and gave himself a Florida Maelstrom!"
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
"Why did he do it to himself?"
"Never question the Florida Maelstrom."
by Dr. Cyborg August 28, 2011
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Maesha's are little weird, sometimes cute but usually ugly. They try to make up for it in their personality but usually it dosen't work out
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