smog on my log

when your friend takes a bong rip and then gives you that nasty shnasty zucker-suck 9000 ushy gushy with the water works while blowing that sweet sweet smog out around the shaft of your mighty meat.

"dude did you see john last night? he was totally smogging on sammy's log"

ex.2: "would you like to smog on my log."

by Xagrono povicidus December 8, 2022

gumming a sausage log

When someone who has drenchers and takes them out to slob on a knob

My mom got drunk and I heard her gumming a sausage log last night

by XxRedxX May 28, 2023

Logging on my landing

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.

Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

by Dr. Sir Ka October 16, 2019

Skol Fn Log

The massive greasy log of shit that comes out of you after you chew tobacco, specifically Skoal.

Dude, I took a massive dip of skoal the other day and within minutes dropped the dirtiest skol fN log that clogged my toilet.

by Dip Dinger April 14, 2022

One Log Clog

When you take such a massive shit that it only takes one log to clog the toilet...

Person 1: Man, I ate way too much at Golden Corral 's Endless Buffet ™. When I got home I was about to blow. The shit was so massive that it was a one log clog.
Person 2: What the hell is a one log clog?
Person 1: It's when one continuous stream of shit is enough to clog the toilet...

by Skeetwood Mac February 6, 2018

log(funny)=-1

A way for mathematicians to explain why they never call you or invite you at parties.

Guy: ..and so i said, your mom! Hahahahahah.
Mathematician Friend: log(funny)=-1
Guy: What?
Mathematician Friend: get out

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023

kentucky log splinter

When you are giving someone a rim job and you put so much pressure on their butt that the defecate in the others mouth.

the night was amazing until she gave me a Kentucky Log Splinter

by Quarters December 19, 2016