5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank
after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle
by big bobs basterd beans December 04, 2005
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white knuckle shuffle

The act of running to the bathroom or wherever the tissues are with your pants around your ankles after masturbating.

Should have had the paper towels close by before you started, oh well.
Should have had the paper towels close by before I started, oh well I'll just have to do the white knuckle shuffle afterward.
by angry Dick March 21, 2011
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Knuckle one off

Did you hear Nic Pledged a Fraternity?

Yaa now he sleeps and showers with 50 guys in the same room. He said he has to go into the bathroom to Knuckle one off!
by Mr Shocker September 09, 2009
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white knuckle tight

a common reference to the action and state of mind when one is either street racing in their automobile, or ont the track. the physical meaning is reference to the pigment of ones knuckles fading from holding the steering wheel tightly. the mental reference is due to the edgy state of mind one is in, when in a similar situation.
"One hundred plus through Black and White

War Horse, Warhead

Fuck 'Em Man, white knuckle tight

Through Black & White" -metallica
by datuna June 09, 2009
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five knuckle shuffle

The act of male masturbation.
See also wank, spanking the monkey.
"Johnny's mother caught him in the middle of a five knuckle shuffle."
by YOREMA July 12, 2003
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Sonic 3 & Knuckles

Bob: Why'd you get your defunct old Genesis out?

Joe: So I could play some Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

Bob: Oh, OK.
by Bottles98 April 11, 2004
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knuckle children orphanage

AKA foo-foo sock. Distiguished by its crinkled stuck-together fabric texture and usually found under the beds of adolescent males, it is the sock, or other fabric used by men to deposit the fruits of their masturbating escapades.
Johnny was horrified to walk in his room and find his knuckle children orphanage perched neatly on his pillow by his mother's cleaning efforts earlier that day. Unfortunately this was also the day that Sallie finally agreed to come home to his room after school.
by Frank C Sanchez Hungwell September 17, 2006
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