knob

Someone who ignores every possible nice response he could give and gives the dickhead response... ie: Mark Barlow

oh what a surprise. Mark's being a knob again.

by Weeeena May 29, 2018

Knob of Cheese

An uncircumcised man's smegma crusted penis

When I asked you for a knob of cheese I didn't expect you to pull that nasty thing out!

by The red man March 13, 2023

Knob salad

It's a salad, with knobs.

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!

by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019

Cunt Knob

A dispatcher who does not know what they are doing.

That cunt knob dispatched me to the wrong house.

by Rogue Paramedic October 20, 2021

Knob shandy

A person who acts like a dick whilst jumping around in a flap(mood).

Stop acting like a knob shandy

by Flipflop83 July 26, 2021

Cob Knob

The handles inserted into corn cobs when eating corn on the cob.

Hey, can you please pass the salt, the butter, and don't forget the cob knobs.

by Chachi Comachi May 18, 2020

knob gnawer

One who bites or chews or toothstabs during fellatio.

Ricky had to be rushed to the e.r. last night-----turns out his fresh squeeze is a knob gnawer.

by Moby Doug July 19, 2009