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Jonas Brothers

Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.
by screamtillyoudie May 5, 2009
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jonas brothers

A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
by mcbird13 March 22, 2008
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A type of person who is so gay they cannot possibly function on a normal level

They dye their hair to make themselves look cool.

They also smell slightly dodgy.
Oh god, you're such a Jonah Allan!
by Coolio019958 October 31, 2010
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Jonathan

A generally stupid or slow person. This person is usually offended by everything, and a fuckboy.
You know, you’ve been acting like a Jonathan lately.
by Dancingdogger March 3, 2019
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Jonah

a cool ass man. a super hot human being with a great personality. great hair and style. is sweet and loving and is always fun to talk to for hours and hours. a cutie with a great sense of humor and a bomb ass smile :)
Ella: Who is that hot guy??

Ava: That must be a Jonah
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Bonus Jonas

I thought I was only getting 3 Jonas', but they threw in a bonus Jonas!
by The BAMF October 8, 2009
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Jonathon Thirsty

Slang for needing a beer to drink. Named after star Australian Rugby League player Jonathon Thurston, who notoriously yells "I'm Jonathon Thirsty" after games to let his team mates know to get him a beer.
Geez i'm Jonathon Thirsty...get me a beer
by Matt Wilmot July 18, 2007
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