Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.

"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"

by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021

JasonYeet

A insane Minecraft player of many varieties. Some say he never lost a match in pvp and is the best at bedwars

Person: Omg JasonYeet is too good at the game I wish I was as good as him omgomg

by MayormaynotbeJason January 29, 2021

Jason

Being a Jason. Very similar to a Karen but they lost their shit more if you call them one. They also like to be mean to Karen’s.

Seriously bro stop being such a Jason.

by Soya555 February 9, 2021

Jason Ung

A fucking god Other fuckers who are named Jason Ung can go fuck themself

Jason Ung is so cool and handsome and is so breedable.

by Me me as a god is me September 25, 2021

Jason

This fat fuck who waddles, fucking waddles disgustingly with his fat rolls swinging side to side if he were humpty dumpty there would be no pushing him off the wall with the sheer amount of force his rolls have. they'd deflect you right off. he literally shakes the ground, he's the reason the earth is slowly cracking the reason our ozone layer is dissipating right before us that fat fucking disgusting piece of shit deserves nothing on this earth. all he does is flip greasy ass patties that only convey their true effect when we show the way our obesity rates go higher n higher. that fatty does nothing but groan and cry. that fat fuck is the reason nobody can breathe. HE IS THE EARTH NOW. SUCCUMB TO JASON.

"Damn is that a Jason?"
"Yeah, that's a fat fucking piece of shit."

by jasonisafatfuck January 15, 2022

(The) Jason Jody

A ritual highly known amongst the north eastern part of the U.S.A. In which one indulges in a series of various ways to "Get Fucked Up"

An official Jason Jody consists of :
1- 1 shot J.D.
2- 2 Beers one shotgunned and 1 funneled.

3- 3 shots of 3 different vodkas
4- 4 puffs on a fat joint
5- 5 mikes hard lemonades chugged
6- 6 tabs of any grade acid you can get your hands on.
7- 7 grams of mushrooms orally consumed
8 -8 cigs to have while your trip takes effects
9 -9 huge bong hits
10-10 1 more bong hit, instead of weed one fattely packed bowl of 80x saliva.

Damn, jay completed the (The) Jason Jody last night!!!

by J-Avez February 22, 2011

Harry Jason

Jason Harry got detention for screaming HARRY ASSCHEEKS in the hallway

Someone who runs around screaming Jason Harry

I got detention for pulling a Harry Jason

by HARRY WALNUT November 15, 2018